#I’m too gay for this shit

[casp1an-sea]

A stranger just flirted with me my brain is broken. They told me I was pretty then just handed me a bracelet with their number on it. I- WHAT?!

[paeeje]

She knows I like her but I think she wants me to say something!!!!!!!! I don’t know what to say!!!!!! I’ve never been the one to say anything first and I’m scared!!!!!

[sevsgirl69]

Guys I’m ngl I did a little gender bender on Sev for my DR coz I’m a lesbian 😔

[daffodil-screaming]

Me in Ann Summers: hi could you tell me if this bra is comfy?

Very pretty cashier: *pulls down her top* yeah look I’m wearing it rn!! It’s super comfy!

Me: hnnggggggg yeah I think I’ll buy that one please

[laughableillusions]

My coworker brought in a copy of “Haunting Adeline” and lended it to me during my shift (I was only working as cashier and seating host) and my god was it boring.

[clodyghost]

SOMEONE GO TELL PAST ME TO FUCK HERSELF WHY WOULD THEY PICK BUSINESS

[amoureuxsys]

Need a boy who is as obsessed with me as much as I am obsessed with him. •L

[iwantmygun]

Just WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT

RUBY CRUZ as KIT TANTHALOS

WILLOW (2022) | EP 4

[peak-dumbass]

I need yall to understand, I need yall to see the vision

The “old friends” that changed one another fundamentally……

The opposing attitudes that result in frustration and admiration………

The apprehensive red that has issues and the social blue that also has issues but hides it better………………

Their undying mutual respect that goes unsaid but is understood only by them……………………………

​What I’m saying is that megop caused a war so sonadow could save the planet from the biolizard so narumitsu could change career paths to meet him again so klance could cradle him in his arms

[formerprincewille]

Something that really sets Wille and Simon apart from other queer ships is that when we say their love language is physical touch, IT REALLY IS PHYSICAL TOUCH. And I’m not speaking of just sex. Over the course of the show, the amount of touching between them is astronomical. And that’s really something rarely seen in queer media. There may be moments here or there, but often times there’s a lack of physical contact unless it’s for “the plot”. Wille and Simon feel like a real couple in the way they’re always physically reaching out for each other.

[whimsy-mlm-143]

the gay yearning is coming back gang send help

I definitely don’t want to cuddle up with him under lots of blankets and play with his hair and tell him how much I love him at all right now, full homo

anyways how’s your guys Saturday

[thegoblinprincescrown]

The genuine jump scare I get when I see Astarion or Gale shirtless WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT I know why but it’s so wrong it hurts

THATS a lanky malnourished twink if I’ve ever seen one and THATS a middle aged man with a dad bod WHY DO THEY HAVE ABS

[h3llofaday]

if a man put in all the effort into making a big military style fighting arena and carried a picture of me everywhere like this I’d have to fuck him immediately sorry Leon I’m just built different

[clock-06]

Curly Mouthwashing I dislike you but I could never hate you.

Mouthwashing has me by the throat rn shoutout to ADHD and hyperfixations

The only truly innocent person on board is Anya, Daisuke I love you dude but I feel like you could’ve helped Anya and just kinda assumed someone else was gonna do it. Swansea, you kinda redeemed yourself but not enough.

Jimmy deserves to live in horse purgatory forever

[pokemon-radical-red]

I hate it when I headcanon a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character who’s canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until they’re saying that the character is trans???

“OMGGG you’re so misogynistic I can’t believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!”

and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total of… NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesn’t change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that I’ve ever seen.

or when people are like “WTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and you’re misgendering her!”

No, I don’t think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. That’s why it’s a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! You’ll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really won’t like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans men… or trans men who are in the closet… or trans men who don’t know that they’re trans yet.

“But the character is a kid!!! Saying they’re trans is sexualizing them.”

I’ve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when it’s directed at you?

“Why would you say ‘testosterone could fix her’??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?”

Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because there’s no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.

(Note for anyone unaware: “Estrogen would’ve fixed him!” was a meme going around at the time I said this. I’m not sure if it’s still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)

“So girls can’t be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?”

This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isn’t even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks 👍. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.

[laniidae-passerine]

we are in danger of putting Agnes in the ‘cool mum/chaste advice giver’ box that older women get shoved in by fandoms and I demand change immediately. enough of her being good and thoughtful she should walk those freaks like dogs